Mexican Word of The Day: DIVISION Me throwing blessings into all of you all 2020 So, apparently the first 12 emojis in your history reflect how 2020 will go for you. What will yours look like? January 😂 February 🎉 March 💨 April 😩 May 🤐 June 💁🏽♀️ July 😭 August 😬 September 💀 October 🙄 November 😘 December👏🏽 Hmmmmmmmmm.... I'd like to dissect!😒 Also: 👇🏽👇🏽☝🏽
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My friend Wanda Darden-Löscher just told me “hindsight is 2020 sis, we can see where we been. We was ahead of time all year. You BEEN sayin #iBeKnowin” My last post of the year.
“Calm down...it’s already January 1 somewhere.🎉” “I can tell A LOT about a man by what he chooses to see in me. “ ~ #daniisms 5/10/17 Someone: So tell me about yourself Me: Alright, Pick a category 💁🏽♀️ The Age of Aquarius ♒️ I have never been so accurately described as I was recently when I sent a man the symbol of my sign. Him: “what is the box with scribbles in it?” Me: “ohhhh it’s my astrology symbol, I’m an Aquarius! Him: “oh that’s the symbol?! No wonder you are the way you are! A box with scribbles in it! 😂.” I feel seen lol. My sign is the most misunderstood. It’s the age of Aquarius. “A common position expressed by many astrologers sees the Age of Aquarius as that time when humanity takes control of the Earth and its own destiny as its rightful heritage, with the destiny of humanity being the revelation of truth and the expansion of consciousness, and that some people will experience mental enlightenment in advance of others and therefore be recognized as the new leaders in the world.” en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_Aquarius Aquarius: The Water Bearer
“Ruled by the planet Uranus, Aquarians are innovative and creative in love. Aquarius in a relationship are often slow to commit because for them trusting others does not come easy. This air sign faces difficulty in balancing the intimacy of love and they tend to intellectualize emotions which makes it a challenging aspect for them. Aquarians in a relationship may not be able to show their affection and they might not say "I love you". However, they will surely show their love in a very unique way that they think is right for them and will make their loved one feel special. Aquarian in love would like to spend quality time with the person they love and would surely surprise them.” (read more:www.ganeshaspeaks.com/zodiac-signs/aquarius/traits/ i am finding myself more more and more open to clearing and opening up my heart chakras to the possibilities of “somebody’s son” melting my cold heart 😌... 🖤😎👌🏽👍🏽 “May I let love in. May my heart be open and my head be clear. May my life be ready to welcome True love. The season of love is upon us.” read more: www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4803617/amp Mexican word of the day: Deliver. Random Dani Fact: from 2008-11 I read like 200 Self Help And spiritual books including the bible like 5 times.... #balance.... so now I just drink vodka and talk shit on Facebook. Shoutout to baby Jesus (pronounced hay-sooos) and my Mexican Ancestors on this fine day...🙏🏽 Merry Everything and A Happy Day to you all!
Note to Self: #namastayhydrated Believe it or not, I LOVE Mondays. It’s early early on the Monday morning before Christmas 🎄 and I just can’t believe I have nothing to do besides check up on 5 outstanding invoices and also go to the post office to find out why I haven’t gotten mail in like two weeks. We had a temp mailman for a few weeks and he literally seemed to have just thrown the mail at the house daily and I think my shit just blew the fuck away like Dorothy’s house in the wizard of Oz. The thought of leaving the house todo these errands is giving me anxiety but music and coffee might help. In the meantime, in an attempt to unpack my “ain’t-shit-ness” I’ve compiled a list of shit that triggers anxiety (quite sure the length of the list will also trigger anxiety but fuck it).
21 Things that trigger anxiety in me just a weeeeeee bit: (I’m bored and overthinking) 1. Replying to time sensitive emails (and texts) 2. Anything that requires a payment (except Uber) 3. Slow texters (I too am a slow reply-er - go figure) 4. Trying to budget around impending auto-payments (Netflix-I NEVER use it, Amazon Prime- I over use it, Tidal- worth each and every penny, Cell phone bill- I’m nervous now for next month) 5. That “NO CALLER ID” call (I know who it is) 6. Any and all “upcoming events” (I won’t sleep from over preparing in my head) 7. The Chinese lady that calls me from various numbers speaking in Chinese 2x a day! 7. Multiple errands (it’s too many things “to-do”) 8. When people ask “how much do I owe you?” 9. Running out of Coffee or toilet paper (HOW?!) 10. What am I going to cook for dinner? And will I have the mental energy to do so? (Uber Eats solves that each and every time but not after much contemplation) 11. Do I have enough acetone and nail files? 12. Getting a rent money order (like physically mailing it..takes me a month and I have the money) 13. Asking for help 14. Anything with a penis 15. Washing my hair (I dread blow drying it) 16. Being on time (it takes me 24 hours to be right on time-see #6) 17. When clients nails get chipped etc and they tell me about it. 18. Did I leave my keys in the house or do I have them?! (I will check ten times) 19. When men flirt with me (what do you want?!- see #14- this can only go south sooner than later and my “regular nice” gets confused for flirting often- I’m really just friendly- if I like you I’ll insult you💁🏽♀️) 20. Online banking (citizens robs people daily) 21. Unpaid invoices Thanks for listening! 😁💁🏽♀️ Note to self: Sometimes the stupid bitch in your life is you... and that’s ok too so be gentle with yourself. Breathe and smile and remember All IS WELL! 😊 Imagine wishing you could be laying up with “somebody’s son” and then - boom - Jesus shows up like “was you looking for me?” 😒 “The winter solstice occurs in December, and in the northern hemisphere the date marks the 24-hour period with the fewest daylight hours of the year. That is why it is known as the shortest day of the year, or the longest night of the year.”
I’m so tired of the “D” standing for “disappointment. Happy Winter Solstice. 😩 How you look at your timeline when you aren’t allowed to post or comment because “community standards” got you banned. 13 hours left in Facebook Jail 🤷🏽♀️🙄. This is why I’m happy to have #daniisms 😆
“All is well, I promise. Everything is for the good whether we know it or not” ~ Jill Scott 12.1.15 I officially declared 12/1 my personal new year in 2016, one year to the day of meeting Singer/Actress Jill Scott at my then place of employment during what I thought was a nervous breakdown. (See links below for story) I like to reflect with gratitude on the previous 365 each 12/1 and set my new year up for success with something epic; smash a goal, start a new project etc. This year I wanted to write a book. I was urged continuously by friends and some family to “write the book!” due to my many insightful, inspiring and hilarious anecdotes and real life situations. Honestly, I don’t have the attention span to write a book 😕, however, thanks to the most infamous “book” of all, Facebook, I was able to collect my many archived randomass thoughts and create “daniisms: anti fuckery affirmations”! My sweet cousin Raina gave me the title “Patron Saint Of Anti Fuckery because although I’m “evolved”, I’m “not here for the shit”😌. My longtime sisterfriend Tachtiana Cabrol called my quotes “daniisms” ☺️. My “do no harm but take no shit” attitude fuels my many rants and has literally been my motivation to not only survive “fuckery” but transcend it! This space will serve as my “journal” as I divest from “the book” and share “what’s on my mind” for my own audience. My personal mantra for 2020 is “protecting my joy” as I will only engage with people, places, and things that bring me joy. Fuck everything else. Welcome to the New Year! “All Is Well, I promise.”
Thank you Jill Scott 🙏🏽 Dani |
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